Monday, April 20, 2026

Family Toons: The Beary Family in The Unhandy Man (1970)

 "The Unhandy Man" is Charlie Beary (Paul Frees), who thinks he can save money on a garage door opener by improvising his own, frustrating his wife, Bessie (Grace Stafford).

Frees is also our announcer at the start of the short.


Charlie sounds like Frees recycled his Boris Badenov voice, only softer.

Rating: B--.

Sunday, April 19, 2026

Toons You Might've Missed: Pooch The Pup in King Klunk (1933)

 Pooch The Pup was one of Walter Lantz's first creations for Universal. Pooch appeared in 13 shorts total, the pentultimate of which was 1933's "King Klunk", a parody of "King Kong", in which Pooch and his girlfriend, Poodles, travel to Africa.....


While Lantz produced & directed the short, future icon Fred "Tex" Avery was credited by Wikipedia as one of the actors.

Rating: B.

Saturday, April 18, 2026

Toon Rock: Runaway Train (1992)

 From the "Lethal Weapon 3" soundtrack:

Rock legends Eric Clapton & Elton John team up for "Runaway Train", one of two singles featuring Clapton on the soundtrack ("It's Probably Me", with Sting, is the other).

Thursday, April 16, 2026

From Primetime to Daytime: How desperate can a man get to avoid accountability? (The Brady Bunch, 1972)

 Posted last month at The Land of Whatever, but with fresh text.

After The Addams Family ended, Jackie Coogan began taking on character roles, including a series of guest roles as heavies or villains.

One such role brought him onto The Brady Bunch for his 2nd & final series appearance during season 3 in 1972. Coogan plays a man who gets into an accident with Carol (Florence Henderson), and shows up in court with a neck brace, claiming whiplash. The Bradys' testimony, including tricking him into proving he wasn't injured, exposes the scam before the judge (Robert Emhardt).

Following is the climatic courtroom scene, which must've felt like old home week for Robert Reed (ex-The Defenders):


Bro', you were outnumbered right from the go.

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Tooniversary: Jurassic Pooch (Dexter's Laboratory, 1996)

 After spinning out of What a Cartoon!/World Premiere Toons, Dexter's Laboratory turns 30 this year.

In "Jurassic Pooch", Dexter uses the family dog's DNA to resurrect a dinosaur. Chaos, of course, follows, especially after dumb as a doorknob Dee Dee decides to take the "new pet" for a walk.....


Predictable.

Rating: B-.

Monday, April 13, 2026

Krofftverse: The series premiere of HR Pufnstuf (1969)

 We learned earlier today of the passing of Sid Krofft at 96. In his memory, we present the series premiere of his most infamous creation, H. R. Pufnstuf, in which Jimmy (Jack Wild, "Oliver!") and his sentient flute, Freddy, arrive at the Living Island.

The performers in costumes include ex-Mousketeer Sharon Baird, and Felix Silla (ex-The Addams Family).

Sunday, April 12, 2026

Saturtainment: The Seven Wishes of Joanna Peabody (ABC Weekend Special, 1978)

 From season 2 of the ABC Weekend Special:

Film legend Butterfly McQueen made a rare television appearance in "The Seven Wishes of Joanna Peabody", the season 2 opener. McQueen is a fairy godmother that the title character (Star-Shemah) sees on her television.

Garrett Morris (Saturday Night Live) co-stars, plus a cameo of Monty Hall from Let's Make a Deal.


I believe Deal was in syndication at the time.

Friday, April 10, 2026

Tooniversary: Moving Day (1936)

 Today, if you or I were delinquent in paying rent, we'd already be evicted and/or homeless.

90 years ago, Mickey Mouse & Donald Duck were facing eviction for being 6 months behind on rent. Sheriff Pete is authorized to sell their belongings for collateral, but the boys have an answer for that on "Moving Day":


The plot never did explain why they owed six months back rent. Not good.

Rating: B-.

Thursday, April 9, 2026

From Primetime to Daytime: Alejandro Rides Again (Zorro, 1991)

 From season 2 of Zorro (1990's series):

Don Alejandro (Henry Darrow, ex-Zorro & Son, High Chaparral) is reunited with his old unit to hunt down an outlaw. Zorro (Duncan Regehr) provides some covert assistance.


Darrow's casting, replacing Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. at the start of season 2, marked the 3rd different iteration of Zorro for the actor, as he'd voiced the hero in Filmation's adaptation 10 years earlier. Unsurprisingly, Sgt. Mendoza (James Victor, ex-Viva Valdez) happily accepts credit for the bust, and brags to a disbelieving group of party guests afterward.

Tuesday, April 7, 2026

Toonfomercial: Does tax season make you want to sing? (2026)

 With a week to go before the deadline for tax returns, Turbo Tax decided to liven things up with a partially animated karaoke ad, currently in heavy rotation.....


Cute, isn't it?

Monday, April 6, 2026

Saturday Morning's Forgotten Heroes: 4 episodes of Jana of The Jungle (1978)

 Hanging on to episodes of Jana of The Jungle can be dicey.

A YouTube poster has managed to package together four episode blocks of the 1978 series, and these four were, as standalone entries, recently removed from YouTube. They are:

"The Golden Idol of The Gorgas", with Bill Woodson (Challenge of The Super Friends) as a native chief.

"Katuchi Danger".

"The Cordillera Volcano".

"The Animal Snatchers".

All but "The Cordillera Volcano"  have their original title cards.


Rating: A-.

Saturday, April 4, 2026

Retro Toy Chest: Remember Gorzak? (1994)

 Correspondent Steven Dolce tipped me to this next item.

Tyco introduced Gorzak to a consumer world that may not have been waiting in 1994. I say that because the product didn't survive the decade.


Not sure who was commissioned to produce the animation. Gorzak ends up a footnote in toy history.

Toons After Dark: Peter & The Magic Egg (1983)

 After leaving Rankin-Bass, Romeo Muller struck out on his own, and one of his last projects as an independent producer was 1983's Peter & The Magic Egg. Muller borrowed the R-B formula of using a name actor as his lead, in this case, Ray Bolger, who narrates the tale as Amos the Egg. The rest of the cast includes Bob Holt, Joan Gerber, Russi Taylor, Robert Ridgely, and Al Eisenmann, brother of 70's & 80's star Ike Eisenmann.


Peter never aired on a network. It was syndicated, and hasn't seen the light of day, YouTube aside, in years.

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Toons After Dark: A Chucklewood Easter (1986)

 It's been a while since we checked in on the Chucklewood Critters, featuring Buttons & Rusty. From 1986, here's "A Chucklewood Easter":


No rating. Didn't see this when it first aired.