Monday, July 31, 2023

Daytime Heroes: The Ghost Walks Again (Defenders of The Earth, 1986)

 When her father, The Phantom, is presumed killed, Jedda dons the iconic purple costume herself to take on Ming and a deranged civilian named Madden, further proving her worth to the Defenders of The Earth.

Here's "The Ghost Walks Again":


Yes, they had a relationship between Jedda and Flash Gordon's son, Rick, on the show, but that was all there was.

Rating: B.

Saturtainment: Pee-Wee plays Restaurant (Pee-Wee's Playhouse, 1986)

 From season 1 of Pee-Wee's Playhouse:

Pee-Wee (Paul Reubens) and Captain Carl (Phil Hartman) play a game of restaurant, where Pee-Wee is a one-man operation.


In memory of Paul Reubens, 70, who passed away Sunday after a private struggle with cancer. No rating out of respect.

Sunday, July 30, 2023

Toon Sports: The Olympic Champ (1942)

 Disney decided to produce what amounted to a teaching tool about the Olympics, done for laughs with Goofy demonstrating various Olympic sports. Here's "The Olympic Champ":


With the Olympics next year, why not have a primer? I believe this might've aired on The Mickey Mouse Club at some point.

Rating: A.

Friday, July 28, 2023

Toonfomercial: No, it's not Barbie & GI Joe, but.....! (1997)

 Please excuse the YouTuber who posted this next item.

Nissan commissioned a series of ads from claymation icon Will Vinton, including this bit, in which an explorer action figure courts a redhead, much to the dismay of her blond companion. No, it's not a meeting of GI Joe, Barbie, & Ken, contrary to what the poster stated. Dale Ishimoto appears as Mr. K, with Van Halen's cover of The Kinks' "You Really Got Me" on the soundtrack.

Thursday, July 27, 2023

Coming Attractions: Scooby-Doo meets Krypto!

A few years ago, DC Comics writer Sholly Fisch had Scooby-Doo and the Mystery, Inc. team visit the Hall of Justice, which was supposedly being haunted, but, of course, it really wasn't. It was just a by-the-numbers issue of Scooby-Doo Team-Up, where Fisch was the primary writer, and not really very consistent.

Come September, the gang's headed back to the Hall of Justice again, but this time, they've got old nemesis the Joker (w/an old school model Harley Quinn) and members of the Legion of Doom to contend with. The League has gone missing, and Krypto joins forces with Mystery Inc. For now, Krypto only barks.

Check the trailer.


The plot is not all that different from Fisch's tale, with Tim Sheridan, now with DC himself, writing the movie. The film drops September 26, and likely will stream on Max sometime thereafter.

Tooniversary: Three Musketeers in Plot of The Puppetmaster (1968)

 The Three Musketeers investigate when a simple puppeteer (Don Messick, also the voice of Aramis) and his "puppet" steal the King's crown.


Rating: A.

Sunday, July 23, 2023

Saturday School: Remember Project Literacy? (1986)

 In 1985, Project Literacy was formed to help not only children, but adults, too, to learn. ABC & PBS joined forces for a series of specials and interstitals, which included commentary from President Ronald Reagan, and a number of network stars.

Around 1986, ABC began running interstitals during its Saturday morning programming as well as in primetime, utilizing the talents of some the stars on their primetime roster, including Oscar winner Louis Gossett, Jr., John Ritter, and, in this quickie, Dana Delany (China Beach).


I wouldn't blame you if you didn't see these the first time around. 

Eight years later, Dana was cast as Lois Lane for Superman: The Animated Series, entering the toon pantheon.

Saturday, July 22, 2023

Toonfomercial: Remember Burger Chef? (1972)

 Burger Chef restaurants were the sponsors of Rankin-Bass' syndicated Festival of Family Classics series of animated specials. The irony here, though, is that a rival studio produced the animated commercials featuring Burger Chef & Jeff.

Jeff (sounds like it might be June Foray using her Rocky voice) turns to his boss, the Burger Chef (Paul Winchell) for help whenever he runs into a difficult customer, such as, in this spot, Count Fangburger......


Today, Burger Chef is a distant memory, as it was sold by General Foods to the parent company of Hardees/Carl's Jr. several years ago.

Friday, July 21, 2023

Sunday Funnies: Biker Mice From Mars (1993)

 Biker Mice From Mars turns 30 this year, and with news that a new version of the series is in development (more later), it's time to take a look back at the original, which aired on Sundays in most of the country during its 3 year run (1993-6).

Yes, there was the inevitable toy line that came out of this series, and Marvel's television arm, under the aegis of New World Television, put it on the air. Marvel produced a miniseries that lasted three issues out of a scheduled four.

The titular mice have arrived on Earth after their homeworld was overrun by the Plutarkians. Much like a certain team of sentient turtles, the Biker Mice gain a human confidante who provides plenty of assistance.

The voice cast had a decided Beverly Hills 90210 beat, with Ian Zierling, Jason Priestley, & Brian Austin Green all on the roster. Zierling voiced Vinnie, one of the Biker Mice. The cast also included Michael Dorn (Star Trek: The Next Generation), Leah Remini (ex-Saved by The Bell), and relative TV graybeard Peter Strauss (Rich Man, Poor Man).

Check the opener. Mind the French subtitles.


10 years after the series ended, the Biker Mice resurfaced in a new series produced in the Philippines and the UK, with Zierling, Strauss, Rob Paulsen, and Dorian Harewood returning when the series was dubbed for American audiences in 2008. This iteration didn't air around these parts as I can recall.

But now, with the news coming out of San Diego today, the Biker Mice's rights have changed hands again, and among the players involved this time is the Fubo streaming service and Ryan Reynolds' production company, Maximum Effort. Something to look forward to.

Rating for the original series: B.

Thursday, July 20, 2023

Getting Schooled: KidsTown USA (Special Treat, 1983)

 I'm willing to guess this next entry from NBC's Special Treat might've also served as a pilot for a possible spin-off series, which, unfortunately, didn't come to fruition.

KidsTown USA aired in September 1983, with Nancy McKeon (The Facts of Life, The Puppy's Great Adventures) co-hosting with David Saunders. They're in Chicago, meeting some local kids, who get to visit the set of "Sixteen Candles" and what was then Comiskey Park, home of the Chicago White Sox.

Since this is 1983, Casey Kasem (American Top 40, America's Top 10, Scooby-Doo, etc.) takes us in and out of commercial breaks.


I honestly think NBC blew it by not following up. And if you think the rainbow portion of the KidsTown logo looks familiar, well, it might be co-opted from The Today Show.

No rating.

Toon Rock: You Bring The Summer (2016)

 It had been 20 years between albums when the Monkees released "Good Times" in 2016. "You Bring The Summer", the 2nd single from the CD, was written by XTC's Andy Partridge. The album also includes a posthumous contribution from Davy Jones, who'd passed on four years earlier, plus Harry Nilsson and Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo.

Wednesday, July 19, 2023

Toon Rock: Mr. Booze (Family Guy, 2011)

 Seth MacFarlane paid homage to the Rat Pack by performing "Mr. Booze" (from "Robin & The 7 Hoods") in a season 9 episode of Family Guy. Yes, he makes a mockery of Alcoholics Anonymous in the course of all this, but with Seth singing as Brian & Peter, plus backing vocals from the likes of H. Jon Benjamin (Archer, Bob's Burgers) and Phil LaMarr (ex-MadTV, Justice League, Static Shock, Samurai Jack, etc.), among others, it is at the same time a love letter to one of the auteur's likely favorite movies.

Game Time: Click (1997)

 Today, Ryan Seacrest is one of the busiest guys in Hollywood, between American Top 40 on radio and American Idol on TV, and a handful of projects in between, including Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve every New Year's Eve.

You know, of course, that Seacrest will take over Wheel of Fortune after current host Pat Sajak retires next year, but it's not the first time that Seacrest has taken on a series developed by the late entertainer Merv Griffin.

In 1997, Griffin sought to capitalize on the growing internet, and came up with Click, a quiz show that pitted three teams of teenagers against each other. The series lasted two seasons (1997-9), but ye scribe has no record of the show airing in the 518. It was Seacrest's 1st hosting gig, predating Idol by 4 years.

Let's check a sample episode:


No rating.

Tuesday, July 18, 2023

Sunday Funnies: Inside Outer Space (1963)

 From Disney's Wonderful World of Color:

Ludwig Von Drake (Paul Frees) is our guide for an exploration "Inside Outer Space", prefaced, of course, by host Walt Disney. Donald Duck appears briefly.


I was but a week old when this first aired. No rating.

Sunday, July 16, 2023

Toon Rock: Ghost of Stephen Foster (1999)

 The Squirrel Nut Zippers earned an award at an animation festival in Vancouver, British Columbia for this next item.

"Ghost of Stephen Foster", visually, is a throwback to the black & white era of animation in the Golden Age, particularly the style of the Fleischer brothers. Given the theme, I'd have saved it for Halloween, but why wait?

From Zero to Hero: The Pigskin Palooka (1937)

 With football training camps for colleges, high schools, & the NFL due to open in about two weeks, it's time to check in with Our Gang in 1937's "The Pigskin Palooka".

Alfalfa has been sent to a military school. To impress his prospective lady fair, Darla, Alfalfa lies about being on the football team, and when Spanky and the rest of the gang buy his tall tales, it's put up or shut up time for Alfalfa.


George McFarland (Spanky) & Carl Switzer (Alfalfa) kept it in the family, having their respective brothers, Tommy & Harold, appear in small parts.

Not exactly a grade school version of the Three Stooges, but it'll do.

Rating: B.

Saturday, July 15, 2023

Sunday Funnies: Pacifically Peeking (Disney's Wonderful World of Color, 1968)

 This really is about as rare as it gets.

While the title shown in the video is The Wonderful World of Disney, this next item first aired when it was still Disney's Wonderful World of Color.

Moby Duck (Paul Frees, who also narrated) makes his lone TV appearance as the star of "Pacifically Peeking". Moby is better known as having appeared in comics when Gold Key held the license for Disney properties appearing in comic books.


No rating. Didn't see this the first time.

Friday, July 14, 2023

Saturday Morning's Greatest Hits: Danny's Song (1973)

 Kenny Loggins & Jim Messina scored a huge hit with 1973's "Danny's Song", which landed them on The Midnight Special:


Country singer Anne Murray would cover "Danny's Song" and score a big hit with it later that same year. Loggins, of course, would go on to become the king of the 80's soundtracks (i.e. "Danger Zone", "Meet me Halfway", "I'm Alright", "Footloose").

Wednesday, July 12, 2023

Sunday Funnies: Inky The Crow (The Wonderful World of Disney, 1969)

 Disney produced a series of True Life Adventures for theatres, usually as featurettes preceding features like "Charley & The Angel" or "The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes", to use a couple of examples.

However, a made-for-TV piece like "Inky The Crow", produced for The Wonderful World of Disney, was mostly for laughs. The titular bird is taken in by a teenager who has no clue about a crow's nature as a mischief maker.

Olan Soule (Dragnet) is the narrator.


Amusing. There are lessons to be learned, of course.

Rating: A.

Tuesday, July 11, 2023

A complete episode of The Magic Garden (1972-9)

 As the closing theme implies, WPIX's Magic Garden originally aired in the morning when it first bowed in 1972. Subsequently, the reruns began airing in the afternoon, usually around 2 pm (ET), Monday-Thursday, replaced by Joya's Fun School on Fridays, only because only 40 episodes were produced.

This video comes from a 1979 rebroadcast, and, yes, it aired in the afternoon. Commercials include a mail-in ad for Disney books from Grolier (the parent company of the World Book Encyclopedia), Marzon, a plastic robot, General Mills' Monster cereals, and a house ad, narrated by Ralph Lowenstein, for Tom & Jerry, which, by 1979, was airing for a full hour at 4 pm.

Sherlock (Cary Antebi) is creating toy banks, which piques the interest of Paula & Carole.......


Rating: A.

Sunday, July 9, 2023

Game Time: "Superman" meets the Fabulous Moolah (To Tell The Truth, 1961)

 Long before her reputation was destroyed by scandal, Lillian Ellison, aka the Fabulous Moolah, made the first of two appearances on To Tell The Truth, at the time moderated by Bud Collyer. After she and the imposters, both male, completely fooled the panel, Moolah would return 11 years later on the syndicated Truth with Garry Moore.


Don Ameche was a recurring regular on Truth at the time, and Tom Poston would be a regular up to the end of the series' 1st run.

Friday, July 7, 2023

On The Air: My Adventures With Superman (2023)

 20 years ago, WB & Cartoon Network decided to experiment.

Teen Titans didn't have the standard look of DC's animated fare of the period. Instead, the character designs were made with Japanese chibi anime in mind. The series was a huge enough success, such that fans are still waiting for the series to be revived as an alternative to the current cash cow, Teen Titans Go!, which CN continues to spam into the ground on a daily basis.

My Adventures With Superman, which premiered this morning on [adult swim], and is streaming on Max, with replays on [as]' Toonami block starting Sunday morning, also uses anime influences in its designs. Based on what we've seen so far, you could make a case for WB acquiring the rights to do an American version of Dragon Ball Z, as some of the designs are similar.


Second generation actor Jack Quaid (The Boys), son of Dennis Quaid & Meg Ryan, has the title role as the Man of Steel and his alter-ego, Clark Kent. Clark, along with Lois Lane (Alice Lee) and Jimmy Olsen (Ishmel Salhid), is an intern at the Daily Planet, which places the three on equal ground, a refreshing change from traditional canon. Flashbacks to Clark's youth show Clark (voiced by Kari Wahlgren in these segments) already sporting glasses, which he didn't get until years later in traditional canon.

Plans call for Superman to encounter an iteration of Task Force X, aka the Suicide Squad, as well as Monsieur Mallah (Brotherhood of Evil), Deathstroke (Chris Parnell, ex-Saturday Night Live), and Brainiac (Michael Emerson, ex-Arrow, Person of Interest). Livewire figures into the first two episodes, but, as with Jimmy and Perry White, has a new look. Subsequent episodes will premiere at Midnight every Thursday night/Friday morning, and will continue into the end of August.

Long time fans will love the almost immediate meet cute between Clark & Lois, so they're not wasting any time there, plus the fact that this Lois, as a 20-something, is cute as a button.

Rating: A.

Thursday, July 6, 2023

Saturday Morning's Greatest Hits: Show Me The Way (1975)

 FM radio fans will love this. Peter Frampton closes a 1975 episode of The Midnight Special with "Show Me The Way".

Wednesday, July 5, 2023

Sunday Funnies: Fly With Von Drake (Disney's Wonderful World of Color/Wonderful World of Disney, 1963)

 Disney's Wonderful World of Color, aka The Wonderful World of Disney, had a delicious mix of animated and live-action entries. We have one of the live-action two-parters over at The Land of Whatever, so now let's give the animation some equal time.

Walt Disney is our tour guide. "Fly With Von Drake" starts with a brief, speculative exploration of space, narrated by Paul Frees. Later, Ludwig Von Drake (Frees) takes over, trying to claim he was there when the Wright Brothers took that first flight.


Von Drake's a regular Baron Munchausen, isn't he? He's kind of like the daffy uncle you have over for dinner, and telling so many wild stories.

Rating: A.

Monday, July 3, 2023

NBC's Saturday morning preview for 1978

 The Bay City Rollers Meet The Saturday Superstars hyped up NBC's 1978-9 lineup in an hour-long primetime special, which at the time was rare.

To refresh, this was NBC's freshman class of 1978:

Yogi's Space Race.

The Krofft Superstar Hour.

The Fantastic Four.

The Godzilla Power Hour.

It didn't take long before the network tinkered with the lineup, as Space Race was split into 3 component parts, and reruns of Jonny Quest were added to create Godzilla Super 90.

We've reviewed all four of the above before. The Bay City Rollers are joined by Scott Baio (Who's Watching The Kids?), Joe Namath (The Waverly Wonders), Erik Estrada (CHiPs; he'd also appear on the Krofft Superstar Hour), and Kaptain Kool & The Kongs. We've previously seen "And I Never Dreamed", and, as has been documented, Debra Clinger (Superchick) had been cast in CBS' The American Girls, and Michael Lembeck (Kaptain Kool) moved on to One Day at a Time and a directorial career. Seems as though Mickey "Turkey" McMeel went to the Barry Gibb Falsetto School.

Billie Hayes reprises as Witchiepoo, and Jay Robinson, whose Dr. Shrinker was rebooted as Dr. Deathray, plays Dracula here, recalling his role in "Train Ride to Hollywood" 3 years earlier. Dick Tufeld, the announcer for Fantastic Four, has that gig here.


No rating. Just a public service.

Sunday, July 2, 2023

Rare Treats: Remember the Tastycake Baker? (1974)

 They don't make Tastycake pastries like they used to.

I've had some of their chocolate pies, and the crust is some kind of crumbly, even before you eat.

In 1974, they tried an ad campaign with a puppet, the Tastycake Baker (sounds like the voice is Don Messick). I've never seen this until today.


Today, Tastycake can be found at places like Dollar Tree and Walmart.

Saturday Morning's Greatest Hits: Love Machine (1975)

 When Smokey Robinson went solo, the Miracles didn't split, oh no. Billy Griffin was signed to succeed Robinson as the group's lead singer.

Just before Christmas of 1975, Griffin & The Miracles appeared on American Bandstand to perform "Love Machine":

Saturday, July 1, 2023

Game Time: Family Challenge (1995)

 Mix Nickelodeon's Double Dare with Family Feud, and you have Family Challenge, a Family Channel series that ran for 2 seasons (1995-7), and deserved a better fate.

Ray Combs (ex-Family Feud) was reunited with announcer Gene Wood in the 1st season, but Combs' off-camera issues led to his suicide in between seasons. The Family Channel (now Freeform) forged ahead with season 2, bringing in Michael Burger (Home & Family) as the show's new host. Wood had left, ending his association with the network after three years.

Family Challenge sprang from the minds of veteran producer Woody Fraser and actor-comedian Dave Thomas (Grace Under Fire, ex-SCTV), meant to be fun for the entire family. The families weren't limited to a finite number of players, like, for example, Double Dare and Family Feud, and even Combs got in on the action, usually at the end of the show, as Burger would also do.

Following is a season 1 sample, taken from a rerun on Game Show Network.


The series moved to Universal's Hollywood lot in season 2, but the die may have already been cast.

No rating. I don't recall seeing this the first time.