Wednesday, January 31, 2024

Tooniversary: Wile E. Coyote goes into orbit in a car commercial (1969)

 You'll see this next item over at The Land of Whatever when you check out The Bob Hope Special from April 1969, just posted.

Anyway, Wile E. Coyote, in his never ending quest to catch the Road Runner, ends up in orbit when one of his Acme rockets misfires.

Michael Rye, who'd finished a 3 season run as the voice of The Lone Ranger, narrates.

Monday, January 29, 2024

Saturday Morning's Greatest Hits: For The Love of Money (1973)

 The O'Jays' 1973 hit, "For The Love of Money", has been licensed for use in commercials over the years, and, as I'm finding out today, also served as the theme to The Apprentice. We can at least trust that producer Mark Burnett worked out the necessary details, since the show's "star", one Donald J. Trump, likely wouldn't, given what we know about him today.


"Money" has been covered by artists as diverse as Todd Rundgren's band, Utopia, Bulletboys, and actress-singer Katey Sagal (Futurama), who recorded her version 20 years ago.

Sunday, January 28, 2024

Tooniversary: The Weird Olympics (Problem Child, 1994)

 From season 2 of Problem Child:

Junior Healy (Ben Diskin) and friends take part in a school Olympics, but principal Peabody (Gilbert Gottfried, Aladdin) and Big Ben (Jonathan Harris, ex-Space Academy, Lost in Space, Three Musketeers, Uncle Croc's Block) are being pressured by some mob wise guys to throw the competition. Will they never learn?


Junior's character was softened in this series to make him more likeable. Pretty easy to do, with Peabody being the main antagonist. Junior hurdling Peabody was a treat.

Rating: B. One of the better entries in the series.

Rare Treats: A reel of missing original open & close from Magilla Gorilla (1964-5)

 When reruns of Magilla Gorilla aired on WPIX in the 70's, they often used an extended closing credit block, strung together with balloons, and modeled after the closing credits of the game show, Video Village. What you'll see will be the same open & close you remember, albeit with Magilla (Allan Melvin) plugging the sponsor, Ideal Toys.

Plus, Magilla, along with Mushmouse, Punkin' Puss, Ricochet Rabbit, & Droop-a-Long, have a curtain call, before the credits roll, with Magilla singing along with the Hanna-Barbera Singers. The back-up stars lip-synched the opening theme.


Now, here's a season 2 reel, with Breezly & Sneezly replacing Ricochet & Droop-a-Long. Ogee (an uncredited Jean VanderPyl, The Flintstones) asks the musical question, "How Much is That Gorilla in The Window?", which is a riff on Patti Page's "How Much is That Doggie in The Window?".


In syndication, the season 2 closing, with the Screen Gems logo du jour, was not used, as they stuck with the season 1 close. In fact, I don't think they used Breezly & Sneezly in the syndicated prints in New York.

Saturday, January 27, 2024

Getting Schooled: Violent is The Word For Curly (1938)

 The Three Stooges are mistaken for incoming college professors at Mildew College. Moe, Larry, & Curly in caps & gowns is one thing. Teaching a class and performing "The Alphabet Song"? Priceless.

Here's "Violent is The Word For Curly":


Rating: A+.

Thursday, January 25, 2024

Toonfomercial: What defines a healthy breakfast? (1970?)

 Sugar Bear (Gerry Matthews) sees that the Blob has chosen pickles & soda for breakfast, in contrast to Post Super Sugar Crisp with toast, milk, & orange juice.

The Blob sounded like someone was trying to mimic Vaughn Meader's mimic of John F. Kennedy, or at least, the Bostonian accent.


At least the Blob wanted to have a vegetable for breakfast. 

Wednesday, January 24, 2024

Tooniversary: I've Got Ants in my Plans (1969)

 "I've Got Ants in my Plans" marks the debut of a 2nd Aardvark, albeit a green one, whom we'd see again in "Odd Ant Out" a year later. This was one of the better Ant & The Aardvark entries.


Dig that swinging jazz score.

Rating: A.

Tuesday, January 23, 2024

Sunday Funnies: Three Missing Links (1938)

 The Three Stooges are headed to Africa on a film shoot after nearly being fired as janitors. Clips of "Three Missing Links" were later used in the video for Jump 'N' The Saddle's "Curly Shuffle" 45 years later.


Rating: A-.

Sunday, January 21, 2024

Saturday Morning's Forgotten Heroes: The Lone Ranger in The Great Train Treachery (1981)

 The Lone Ranger (William Conrad, ex-Cannon) goes undercover to nail a vengeful ex-employee of the Pullman Company, who's looking to sabotage the company's trains. Andy Heyward, 2 years before launching DIC, wrote "The Great Train Treachery":


The 2nd season had shorter episodes due to being part of a hour-long anthology with edited repeats of Tarzan, Lord of The Jungle, and 1st run episodes of Zorro. This is why the ending feels rushed.

Rating: A-.

Getting Schooled: Users Are Losers (1987)

 Regina had a 1-hit wonder in the mid-80's with "Baby Love". Around the same time, the singer teamed with McGruff The Crime Dog to do an anti-drug PSA, which, in turn, led to a full length single used largely for television, not radio.

Regina & McDuff (not animated, but a guy in a costume) are joined by Nickelodeon personality Fred Newman, Marshall Efron (who was doing voice work at the time on Smurfs), archived footage of Bullwinkle and Fred Flintstone (Barney Rubble appears briefly), and actresses Allison Smith (Kate & Allie) & Tempestt Bledsoe (The Cosby Show), Child actor Frederick Koehler rounds out the cast.

Most of you have seen the minute long "Users Are Losers" PSA, but this is the complete song.

Saturday, January 20, 2024

Saturtainment: Breezly & Sneezly in Mass Masquerade (1964)

 Breezly & Sneezly turn 60 this year. Seeing as how most of the country is in a deep freeze today, let's take a trip to Camp Frostbite, and see Breezly crash a party in "Mass Masquerade":


Funny how Colonel Fuzzby didn't recognize Breezly until he pulled down the hood......

Rating: B.

Toons After Dark: Mr. Magoo's Treasure Island (The Famous Adventures of Mr. Magoo, 1964)

 Avast, ye swabs! Mr. Magoo (Jim Backus, Gilligan's Island) takes on the role of Long John Silver in an adaptation of Treasure Island, which was done in 2 parts for The Famous Adventures of Mr. Magoo. Check it.


Rating: B.

Friday, January 19, 2024

Tooniversary: Ragtime Bear (1949)

 Mr. Magoo made his debut as part of Columbia's Jolly Frolics series of theatrical shorts in 1949 with "Ragtime Bear". Magoo (Jim Backus) and his nephew, Waldo (Jerry Hausner), are off on vacation in the mountains, but Waldo's banjo playing attracts the attention of a bear, and the chaos really kicks in.

Keep in mind that in this initial outing, Waldo & Magoo don't have the familiar appearances we came to know. That would come later.


UPA would spin Magoo out of the Jolly Frolics series and into his own in short order. 

Rating: B.

Wednesday, January 17, 2024

Retro Toy Chest: Remember the Disney Movie Viewer? (1972-3)

 The Disney Movie Viewer, released in the early 70's, was Fisher-Price's answer to GAF's View Master and Kenner's Give-a-Show Projector. Until today, though, I didn't know about this. I had a couple of View Masters and a Give-a-Show, but not one of these, which predated VHS tapes by a few years.

Monday, January 15, 2024

Toons You Might've Missed: Sledgehammer Opossum (1995)

 With Cartoon Network's World Premiere Toons, nee What a Cartoon!, for every Powerpuff Girls or Johnny Bravo, there were clunkers like Sledgehammer Opossum, whose creator, Patrick Ventura, managed to get 2 shorts on the air.

Actor T. K. Carter (ex-Good Morning, Miss Bliss) voices Sledgehammer, who's looking for a warm place to spend the night, but.....he picks a mailbox?


It's easy to see why this didn't go to series. Sledgehammer lost me within a couple of minutes on the plot alone.

Rating: C-.

Sunday, January 14, 2024

Sunday Funnies: Hi, Honey, I'm Home (1991)

 Nickelodeon wanted to tweak the hand that fed, if you will.

The network's Nick at Nite division was home to many classic sitcoms in its early years, and in 1991, Nick, with a little help from ABC, came up with Hi, Honey, I'm Home, a short season series that aired first on ABC as part of its TGIF block on Fridays, then airing on Nick at Nite on Sundays. However, after the first summer of 6 episodes, ABC gave up on the project. Nick brought back Honey the following summer for 7 more.

Future Backstreet Boy AJ McLean was originally cast as the oldest son, Skunk, in the pilot, but the role was recast. As we all know now, McLean, most recently reuniting with his bandmates for a new CD, tour, and an ad campaign for Downy Rinse & Refresh, got the last laugh.

We previously reviewed this series over at The Land of Whatever a ways back, but here, we'll use a different episode, this one reuniting Audrey Meadows & Joyce Randolph as Alice Kramden & Trixie Norton from The Honeymooners:


In memory of Randolph, 99, the last Honeymooner, who passed away this weekend. No rating for this episode out of respect.

Saturday, January 13, 2024

Sunday Funnies: Goofs & Saddles (1937)

 The Three Stooges are Army scouts in the Old West, assigned to capture cattle rustlers. Check out how they turn a meat grinder into a makeshift Gatling gun. Here's "Goofs & Saddles":


Rating: A.

Friday, January 12, 2024

Celebrity Toons: The Stuntmen (Emergency! Plus 4, 1974)

 Gage & DeSoto (Randolph Mantooth & Kevin Tighe) are on a movie set in this season 2 episode of Emergency! Plus 4. What happens, though, when Gage is trapped? Is it left up to "The Stuntmen"? Casey Kasem guest stars as the director.


What hurt this show was the lack of cross-promotion with the parent Emergency!, and the animation was worse than Hanna-Barbera's output of the period, despite the fact that co-producer Fred Calvert employed a number of H-B staffers.

Rating: B.

Thursday, January 11, 2024

Rare Treats: The original open to the Scooby-Doo/Dynomutt Hour (1976)

 Oh, man, this is a treat.

You've seen the individual opens for Scooby-Doo & Dynomutt dating back to 1976, but those were actually meant for syndication, it seems.

Following is a video that plays the audio of the original Hoyt Curtin composition, with Don Messick, Frank Welker, & Casey Kasem aiding the "Hanna-Barbera Singers" of the period. Gary Owens (Blue Falcon) is only heard introducing the show, leading to the theme.


Just for fun, SufferingFoolsMusic, whose channel provided the above clip, also unearthed the audio theme from The Think Pink Panther Laugh & a Half Hour & a Half Show, also from 1976, mixed with some choice clips of the Panther, plus The Inspector, Misterjaw, & Texas (Tijuana) Toads. Keep an eye open for Crazylegs Crane, who'd get his own feature when the Panther left for ABC 2 years later.



Toons After Dark: The Moxy Show (1995)

 Moxy was Cartoon Network's 1st attempt as a company, ah, mascot, if you will.

Originally starring as a solo act in The Moxy Pirate Show, developing a pirate studio and using the network's signal, Moxy was repackaged with The Moxy Show sometime in 1995. Now, the whole idea of a pirate signal isn't original. In fact Bobcat Goldthwait, who was the voice of Moxy and one of the writers, might've gotten the idea from his friend, "Weird" Al Yankovic, who did a series of Al TV specials for MTV in the 80's & 90's. While Al would be a guest VJ on MTV, Moxy was a guest toon jockey, if ya will.

However, after a pilot under the title, The Moxy & Flea Show, it went to series as The Moxy Show, and Chris Rock (ex-Saturday Night Live), who'd voiced Flea, was replaced by Penn Jillette, who otherwise was a studio announcer for Comedy Central when not touring as 1/2 of Penn & Teller.

Unfortunately, Moxy's last show aired in December 1995, and he hasn't been seen since.

Let's take a look at a sample clip.


No rating. Just a public service.

Wednesday, January 10, 2024

Rare Treats: A promo for These Are The Days (1974)

 These Are The Days, inspired by The Waltons, turns 50 this year. Television Obscurities brings us an ABC promo for the show as part of its 1974-5 Funshine Saturday block:

Monday, January 8, 2024

Looney TV: Hop, Look, & Listen (1948)

 How can you confuse a mouse with a kangaroo?

That was the basic plot in all of Hippety Hopper's appearances, usually with Sylvester. Exhibit A is "Hop, Look, & Listen":


Rating: B.

Toon Rock: Party in The CIA (2011)

 "Weird" Al Yankovic teamed with the folks at Ghostbot to serve up an animated video for "Party in The CIA", a parody of Miley Cyrus' "Party in The USA".

Saturday, January 6, 2024

Tooniversary: The Three Musketeers, a la Mr. Magoo (1964)

 The Famous Adventures of Mr. Magoo turns 60 this year. To mark the occasion, we serve up the series' adaptation of Alexandre Dumas' The Three Musketeers, originally presented as a 2-part episode.


As you can probably tell from the credits, Grant Simmons & Ray Patterson, and Grantray-Lawrence Productions, had a major hand with this series, as did Format Films, as UPA had actually closed their studio. Format also helped WB with The Road Runner Show two years later.

Rating: B.

Thursday, January 4, 2024

Saturday Morning's Greatest Hits: Far From Over (1983)

 Frank Stallone might not have had the same kind of success in his career as his brother, Sylvester ("Rocky", "Rambo", "The Expendables", etc.), but he made the most of his 15 minutes on the pop charts.

"Far From Over", the 1st single from the movie "Staying Alive", the sequel to "Saturday Night Fever", brought Frank to American Bandstand:

Wednesday, January 3, 2024

Game Time: Two game show hosts, "Robin Hood", and a garbage man (Celebrity Bowling, 1976)

 Celebrity Bowling was a weekly primer on how not to bowl in many cases. Some stars actually bowled in leagues. Others, such as Scatman Crothers (Chico & The Man, ex-Hong Kong Phooey) and Dick Gautier (fresh from When Things Were Rotten), were pure amateurs. Alex Trebek, IIRC, was working on Goodson-Todman's Double Dare at the time of this episode, while actor-emcee Jim McKrell was wrapping up Celebrity Sweepstakes......


Campy fun.

Tuesday, January 2, 2024

Toon Legends: Steamboat Willie (1928)

 You've heard by now that Walt Disney's 1928 Mickey Mouse entry, "Steamboat Willie", entered into the public domain on Monday, just after its 95th anniversary.

What we're seeing amounts to a prototype, if you will, of Mickey, Minnie, and Pete, who is Mickey's boss in this one. Disney did the vocal effects himself, though none of the main characters have any actually audible dialogue.


Earlier today, it was reported that the same folks who foisted "Winnie The Pooh: Blood & Honey" on unsuspecting fans last year, are already set to release a horror movie involving a killer wearing a mask of the "Steamboat Willie"-era Mickey. The producers are hoping to fast-track this for a March release, and the fact that they timed their announcement to coincide with "Willie" entering public domain speaks to the fact that this horror movie had been in the works for a while.

Like, what's next? Turning Elmer Fudd into a killer? Ugh. I don't want to think about it.

"Steamboat Willie" gets a B.

Monday, January 1, 2024

Getting Schooled: New Year Promise (Davey & Goliath, 1967)

 To start 2024, we are going back to 1967 for this New Year's episode of Davey & Goliath.

Davey and his sister, Sally, have a spat, and that causes problems, meaning Davey has to bring Sally back. Norma McMillan (ex-Underdog) voices Davey in this one.


Dick Beals had left the series by this point, but the YouTube poster had both Beals & McMillan credited as Davey. As you can see, Beals was not given on screen credit.

No rating. Happy New Year.