Thursday, May 30, 2024

Coming attractions: Your first look at Me-TV Toons' schedule

 On June 25, Me-TV Toons debuts. It may not show up on your cable system right away---you may need to contact your local provider---but this is what Cartoon Network used to be, 30 years ago. Ever since they got away from their mission statement, fans have wanted an all-toon channel everyone can appreciate. Scope:


One wonders how they'll fill the overnight hours.

Stay tooned.

Tuesday, May 28, 2024

From Comics to Toons: A complete episode of The Charlie Brown & Snoopy Show (1985)

 When CBS brought back The Charlie Brown & Snoopy Show in 1985, the cast was overhauled, and a new, peppier theme song, co-written & sung by Desiree Goyette (ex-You Asked For It) was added. This episode is headlined by a visit from Snoopy's brother, Spike.


No rating. Just a public service.

Monday, May 27, 2024

Toons After Dark: Blondie & Dagwood's Second Wedding Workout (1988)

 Blondie & Dagwood (Loni Anderson & Frank Welker) return in another animated special.

This time, the Bumsteads, anticipating a bonus from Mr. Dithers (Alan Oppenheimer), start spending the extra money waaaaaaaaaay too early, and that usually means disaster.

Hearst Entertainment took over production on this project from Marvel.


No rating. Just a public service.

Sunday, May 26, 2024

From Primetime to Daytime: Fonzie meets the enigmatic Kat Mandu (Happy Days, 1979)

 We had this one up before, then it was taken down by YouTube due to copyrights. So, we'll see how long this lasts.

Anyway, Fonzie (Henry Winkler) encounters a mystery girl named Kat Mandu (Deborah Pratt), who ends up helping Da Fonz against an old rival......

This montage sees Kat doing a "demonstration" with Ralph (Donny Most), and it ends with Kat clearing the decks for Fonzie vs. Rico.....


Years later, Deborah served as narrator during the first iteration of Quantum Leap (she is married to producer Don Belisario). ABC & Paramount missed the boat on a potential spin-off.

Saturday, May 25, 2024

Re-in-Toonation: The series premiere of Attack of The Killer Tomatoes (1990)

 Attack of The Killer Tomatoes, spun from the namesake movie and its initial sequel, spent two seasons on Fox (1990-2).

In the opener, Dr. Gangreen (John Astin) uses a whistle to initiate an attack that could imperil his failed experiments, FT (S. Scott Bullock) and Tara (Kath Soucie, Captain Planet, Real Ghostbusters), a tomato who has morphed into a human teen.


Rating: B.

Wednesday, May 22, 2024

Getting Schooled: Nature's Charter Tours (1968)

 From Disney's Wonderful World of Color:

"Nature's Charter Tours", narrated by George Walsh, and starring J. Audubon Woodlore (Bill Thompson), explains how nature supposedly invented the concept of the charter tour.


I'd imagine Disney loaned or licensed this out to schools for educational purposes.

Rating: A.

Tuesday, May 21, 2024

You Know The Voice: Len Weinrib (1972)

 From season 3 of Love, American Style:

Len Weinrib and Max Baer (a year removed from Beverly Hillbillies) are football players, and Max's character just got married, which is a big no-no with their coach (Ray Walston, ex-My Favorite Martian). Here's "Love & The Fullback":

Sunday, May 19, 2024

Sunday Funnies: Three Stooges in Dopey Dicks (1950)

 The Three Stooges are janitors cleaning up a PI's office. Shemp, however, begins daydreaming, repositing the boys as detectives helping a damsel in distress (Christine McIntyre), and chaos follows. Here's "Dopey Dicks":


Rating: B.

Saturday, May 18, 2024

Celebrity Toons: Will The Real Rick Springfield Please Stand Up? (Mission: Magic, 1973)

 One of the oldest tropes in fiction is employed in this episode of Mission: Magic. Rick Springfield is being impersonated by a villain, and the kids & Ms. Tickle have a hard time figuring out this puzzle.


This might've been the jump the shark moment of the series, even though things started to turn in the next episode.

Rating: C.

Thursday, May 16, 2024

Sunday Funnies: Three Stooges in Punchy Cowpunchers (1950)

 Wal, the Three Stooges were mighty comfortable with the way of the Western.

1950's "Punchy Cowpunchers" has them in the military, sent undercover to cut down an outlaw gang, in the process helping a singing cowboy (Jock Mahoney, billed as Jock O'Mahoney), and his girlfriend, who owns a saloon, clean up the town.


Rating: B+.

Tuesday, May 14, 2024

Look who's shilling for Tostitos! (1982)

 We've previously seen Fernando Escalone (El Dorado from Super Friends) in a Tostitos ad with future primetimer Rene Enriquez. Here, in this 1982 ad, there's no mistaking his co-star. Didi Conn (Benson, Fonz & The Happy Days Gang) is serving the tortilla chips, having gotten a taste of the product.


We'll get to those ads that inserted Fernando into episodes of The Lone Ranger, Dragnet, & Mister Ed another time. Frito-Lay's ad agency repeated that particular gimmick with Chris Elliott in the 90's.

Monday, May 13, 2024

How do you beat a bully? Our Gang in Glove Taps (1937)

 Our Gang, aka The Little Rascals, gained an enemy is school bully Butch (Tommy Bond) in 1937's "Glove Taps".

Butch claims he beats up the other boys just to prove he's in charge. Since it seems he's playing hooky, along with his sidekick, Woim, it's curious the truant officer never comes after him. Anyway, Alfalfa gets pulled into a fight with Butch.....


After finishing up with Our Gang, Tommy Bond latched onto another franchise. He played Jimmy Olsen in a Superman serial!

Rating: B.

Sunday, May 12, 2024

Saturtainment: Winky Dink meets Mr. Bungle (1950's)

 Here's a rare episode of the original Winky Dink & You with Jack Barry.

Winky (Mae Questel) and Jack have to deal with the prankster, Mr. Bungle (Dayton Allen, Howdy Doody) in this one.


No rating. Just a public service.

Saturday, May 11, 2024

Daytime Heroes: The origin of Battlecat (He-Man & The Masters of The Universe, 1984)

 From season 2 of He-Man & The Masters of The Universe (1983):

Man-at-Arms explains how Cringer first became Battlecat after Orko's attempt at an experiment backfires.


Rating: B.

Sunday Funnies: The Magic Clown (1949)

 In the early years of television, NBC had one of the era's biggest children's series in Howdy Doody, which was an after-school treat weekday afternoons. Once upon a time, they experimented with entertainment on Sunday mornings, before Sundays became over-run with news programming.

The Magic Clown was a 15 minute series that ran for 5 seasons (1949-54), and went through three magicians in the title role. NBC eventually dropped the show, and it became a regional entry, airing on a DuMont affiliate before hitting regional syndication.

Following is a sample episode.


Tico Bonomo, heir to the family's candy business, created the series while in college. Bonomo Turkish taffy survived into the 80's. A revival was attempted in Canada years later with James (The Amazing) Randi under the greasepaint.

No rating.

Friday, May 10, 2024

Toonfomercial: Does a pair of jeans make you a hero? (1990)

 Levi's commissioned animator-director Peter Chung to create this 1990 spot. Chung, of course, would later go on to create Aeon Flux for MTV, and Phantom 2040 for King Features in syndication.


A year later, Levi's hired Spike Lee to interview Rob Liefeld, an inferior talent in comparison to Chung in every way. Should've stuck with Chung, guys.

Thursday, May 9, 2024

Saturday Morning's Forgotten Heroes: Peter Potamus in Mask Task (1965)

 "Mask Task" is the 2nd season opener for Peter Potamus, who uses the time travel component of his balloon to travel to the American West of the 19th century in a parody of Zorro, although Peter (Daws Butler) is outfitted similarly to Quick Draw McGraw's alter-ego of El Kabong.


Halfway through the season, the series was picked up by ABC for the rest of the season.

Rating: B.

Monday, May 6, 2024

Saturtainment: Johnny Jupiter (1953)

 Johnny Jupiter lasted one calendar year, split between two networks, DuMont & ABC, failing to gain enough of an audience to merit an extended run.

When Jupiter debuted on DuMont in the spring of 1953, his human mentor, Ernest, was a janitor and a tinkerer. When the series moved to ABC, Ernest was de-aged to about college age, and now had a different job. Wright King took over the role of Ernest, with Gilbert Mack voicing the puppets.

The shift in networks also led to a sponsorship deal with M & M's candies. Check out Mack singing the jingle in character early in the show.

Check out this sampler.


Mack would later do some cartoon work, particularly the Hawkman portion of the Superman-Aquaman Hour of Adventure in 1967. Co-stars Reta Shaw & Ross Martin would go on to bigger things, Shaw on The Ghost & Mrs. Muir after a guest role on Bewitched, and Martin, well, you know his history (Mr. Lucky, Wild, Wild West, etc).

No rating. Just a public service.

From Comics to Toons: Matinee Idol Popeye (1960)

 Popeye (Jack Mercer) is on a movie set with Olive as Marc Antony & Cleopatra, respectively. Brutus (Jackson Beck) is trying to pass himself off as a French director, but William Snyder & Gene Deitch's crew couldn't be bothered to outfit him in something more befitting the part.

And you wonder why I thumbed my nose at the Snyder-Deitch era of Popeye shorts. Here's "Matinee Idol Popeye".


Snyder & Deitch decided no one on their staff but them would get any credit. Small wonder they were shown the door rather quickly, and would go on to mess up Krazy Kat and Tom & Jerry.

Not one of Popeye's best by a long shot.

Rating: C-.

Sunday, May 5, 2024

Saturday Morning's Greatest Hits: Get a Job & Sh-Boom (1973)

 The world's greatest cover band, Sha Na Na, appeared on The Midnight Special to perform covers of "Get a Job" (The Silhouettes), which later became their TV theme song, and "Sh-Boom" (The Crewcuts). Denny Greene sings lead on both, aided by Johnny Contardo & Lennie Baker ("Get a Job") and Jon "Bowzer" Bauman ("Sh-Boom").


Saturday, May 4, 2024

Daytime Heroes: Teela's Triumph (He-Man, 1984)

 From season 2 of He-Man & The Masters of The Universe (1983 series):

Teela is asked to, ah, housesit Castle Grayskull when the Sorceress is sent to another world by Skeletor. Her own self-doubts stand in the way. Or do they?

Here's "Teela's Triumph", which was later remade in the 2002 series.


Rating: A.

Friday, May 3, 2024

Coming Attractions: Me-TV adds an all-cartoon channel

 Spurred on by the success of their weekday Toon in to Me block and their Saturday morning package, which currently is headlined by Woody Woodpecker, Me-TV , through its parent company, Weigel Broadcasting, is launching an all-cartoon channel next month.


Me-TV Toons is set to launch Tuesday, June 25. Weigel is partnering with Warner Bros. Discovery, which helped them with their current blocks on Me-TV, but, based on a grid of characters, Me-TV Toons will feature more recent vintage programs like Dynomutt, Richie Rich, Xiaolin Showdown, Freakazoid!, Baby Looney Tunes, and others that have been ignored by WBD's own toon channels, and left in the vaults.

Think of what Cartoon Network looked like when it launched more than 30 years ago.

And to think this begins just after the kiddo's go on summer vacation. The timing is perfect for them, and older fans, too.

Stay tooned.

Update, 5/29/24: A trailer has been added and MeTV Toons now has its own YouTube channel.

Thursday, May 2, 2024

Looney TV: Stooge For a Mouse (1950)

 Sylvester tries out a new partner, a bulldog named Mike, in Friz Freleng's 1950 farce, "Stooge For a Mouse". 


This mouse wasn't as smart as he thought he was.

Rating: A-.

Wednesday, May 1, 2024

Toonfomercial: Remember Sunbeam bread? (1984)

 Today, you'd be hard pressed to find Sunbeam bread in your local stores, but for years, it was readily available, and, locally, it was marketed alongside Freihofer's line of breads.

Sunbeam was introduced in 1942. In 1984, its mascot, Little Miss Sunbeam, made rare appearance in this ad.