Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Looney TV: Tom Tom Tomcat (1953-62)

 Friz Freleng sent Sylvester & Tweety (and, of course, Granny) to the old west in 1953's "Tom Tom Tomcat". Here, Granny (Bea Benaderet) & Tweety (Mel Blanc) are all alone in a deserted fort, facing down a tribe of Sylvester Indians (I ain't kidding). Freleng borrowed the gag of having several characters resemble one of his leads, a tactic often used by Disney with Goofy.


Rating: A.

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Family Toons: Dimwit in Daddy's Little Darling (1957)

 Terrytoons thought they could repackage Dimwit as their answer to Disney legend Goofy. As "Daddy's Little Darling" shows, this was difficult.

"Darling", released in 1957, despite a 1955 copyright, has Dimwit trying to care for his daughter while his unseen wife is at the hospital, and.....


Rating: C.

Monday, August 29, 2022

You Know The Voice: Howard Morris (1958)

 We have talked over at The Land of Whatever about how some supporting actors (i.e. Tim Conway, Paul Lynde) didn't fare well as leads.

Howard Morris, had The Last Thing at Night gone to series in 1958, would've challenged that theorem.

This unsold pilot represented the only time Morris was given a shot as a leading man, and the concept of a man engaging in Walter Mitty-esque fantasies would later be realized some 20-odd years later at CBS with Steve Guttenberg's short-lived Billy. Morris was coming off Sid Caesar's legendary Your Show of Shows, along with writer-creator Lucille Kallen, for this pilot.


We've seen Morris do drama since then (Alfred Hitchcock Presents) and cartoons (i.e. Beetle Bailey, Magilla Gorilla, The Flintstones, The Archie Show), and also direct. There's more stuff with Howard coming soon.

Saturday, August 27, 2022

Toons You Might've Missed: Rabbit Habit (1975)

 In 1975, independent producer-director Steve Peck wanted to show what could've happened to WB icons Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, & Daffy Duck after WB's Termite Terrace studio had closed.

"Rabbit Habit" is a fan-made short that depicts Elmer as a drug dealer, and, predictably, under pressure from his superiors. 

With cannabis (marijuana) legalized more than 45 years later, in most states, you'd think someone would ask Peck to at least bring this back out, cleaned up, of course. His assumption that Daffy & Bugs would be on drugs themselves runs counter to their very personalities.


Peck has told the story about screening this at a convention a few years later, and getting the attention of legends Fred "Tex" Avery and Chuck Jones. Jones hated it. Avery liked it, roughly a year or so before his passing. At the time, Avery was at Hanna-Barbera, the last stop in his legendary career. I'm not posting the video not because it's unauthorized by WB or its drug themes, but because Peck looked like his staff had rushed through the artwork. They come close to nailing the designs, but that's about it.

Of course, Bugs took part in Cartoon All-Stars to The Rescue several years later as an anti-drug crusader. 

Rating: C-.

Friday, August 26, 2022

From Comics to Toons: Sabrina in Frankie and Beached (1970)

 Originally presented on Sabrina & The Groovie Goolies, this next video comes from a repackaging the next year for Sabrina, The Teenage Witch:

"Frankie" (Howard Morris) is depressed, and despite his best efforts to help his friends, things go awry, including delivering a cake from Hagatha to Hilda. Enter Sabrina. 

"Beached": The Goolies and The Archies are both on the beach, and Sabrina's caught in the middle. Luckily, some Crosstown High pranksters provide a welcome distraction.


Rating: B.

You Know The Voice: Keye Luke (1984)

 Spinning out of the first "Gremlins" movie, Mr. Wing (Keye Luke, ex-Amazing Chan & The Chan Clan, Battle of The Planets, etc.) teaches Gizmo (voice of Howie Mandel, Jim Henson's Muppet Babies, St. Elsewhere) about the dangers of drugs & alcohol. Movie footage is interspersed with the monologue.


Why this isn't a TV Land Retromercial, I'll never know.

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Toon Rock: Angie Baby (1974)

 Animator John Wilson produced & directed this next item for The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour.

Australian singer Helen Reddy hit #1 on the Hot 100 with 1974's "Angie Baby". 

Monday, August 22, 2022

The most hated executive in Hollywood strikes down six more HBO Max projects

 That executive, of course, is Warner Bros Discovery CEO David Zaslav, who has decided to bounce six more projects from HBO Max, further raising the ire of fans because this time, all six projects are tied to established franchises.

The Amazing World of Gumball: The Movie (working title): With plans for a relaunch of the series, which originally ran on Cartoon Network (1st run episodes were produced between 2011-9), this movie was supposed to serve as a bridge. Seems Gumball has a problem involving an obsessed fan.

And he ain't the only one......

Bye, Bye, Bunny: A Looney Tunes Musical: Yes, the title is a parody of "Bye, Bye, Birdie". Bugs Bunny decides to retire to private life, so Daffy Duck tries to take advantage, but, like Gumball, Daffy has to deal with an obsessed fan.

Batman: Caped Crusader: With people like Bruce Timm, Matt Reeves, & JJ Abrams attached, this looked like a lock.


File photo courtesy Warner Bros. Animation.

More than anything, this proves that Zaslav doesn't care about franchises, as if he hadn't already done that by scuttling a Scooby-Doo holiday movie last month. 

The Day The World Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie: Daffy is paired with Porky Pig this time in a parody of those sci-fi epics of years past.

Merry Little Batman: Damian Wayne is reset as a 6 year old in this Christmas story.

The other project is another Christmas project, featuring Steve Urkel (Jaleel White) from Family Matters, which can be considered a semi-spin-off from Scooby-Doo & Guess Who?. Zaslav can ask himself Urkel's favorite line, "did I do that?".

The two Bat-films bring the number to six the DC Comics related projects scuttled by Zaslav in the last three months.


"You're keeping score? Oh, how sweet."

I have to, Jayna. 

The good news, though, is that Warner Bros. Animation is shopping all six, so there's a chance they could land elsewhere. Cartoon Network isn't a safe bet as long as Zaslav remains in power. Another streamer, like Netflix, would be a better bet.

I said this earlier elsewhere. If HBO Max starts bleeding subscribers before it finally merges with Discovery+ next year, Zaslav might not last very long. And it's his fault. Stay tooned.




Rare Treats: A future Emmy winner in the 518 (1955)

 That future Emmy winner is Ted Knight, who was employed by WCDA (today's WTEN) from 1955-7 before moving to Hollywood.

At one point billed as "Windy" Knight, he was credited with hosting The Early Show, but, as this photo shows, he also had something called Ted Knight & His Clubhouse Gang, which was an after school show.


At the time, WCDA was on channel 41. Channel 29 was WCDB, and while that set of call letters now belongs to the University at Albany's radio station, WCDB-TV morphed into WCDC, based in North Adams, Massachusetts until its closure in 2017-18.

When I was growing up in the 60's & 70's, WTEN had discontinued afternoon children's programming in favor of syndicated reruns of primetime shows (i.e. Perry Mason), and the only children's programming left on weekdays set up Ralph Vartigan and The Good Ship News, which, in turn, led to Captain Kangaroo.

Knight would later return to Albany to take part in the Cerebral Palsy telethons in the 70's & 80's while working on The Mary Tyler Moore Show, and, later, Too Close For Comfort.

Sunday, August 21, 2022

Retro Toy Chest: Remember when Barbie took up ballet? (1975)

 Back to the Barbie archives for this next entry.

In addition to Superstar Barbie, Mattel marketed Ballerina Barbie in the same year (1976). Judy Strangis (Electra Woman & Dyna-Girl, ex-Room 222, Wheelie & The Chopper Bunch) introduces America to this variant on Barbie.


Update, 9/20/23: Mattel actually introduced the Ballerina Barbie doll in 1975. Casey Kasem narrates this ad:

Saturday, August 20, 2022

Does David Zaslav hate children's television and/or animation?

 In case you don't know by now, David Zaslav is the CEO of Warner Bros Discovery (WBD), and has wasted little time making more enemies than friends in a number of genres. Less than a month after cancelling a "Batgirl" live action movie with Leslie Grace and Michael Keaton, and a holiday themed sequel to last year's CGI driven "S.C.O.O.B.", Zaslav and his assistants have pulled out the pruning shears in different departments at both WB and Discovery Networks.

Among the cuts announced this week were movies and/or series currently streaming on HBO Max, such as Infinity Train and a Sesame Street talk show spin-off starring Elmo. As of today, you can add Young Justice to the list.


Screencap courtesy DC/HBO Max/WB Animation.

It was announced that Young Justice will not be returning for a 5th season, although as of now, the other DC animated series, Harley Quinn, which began streaming season 3 a couple of weeks ago, is "safe" for now. Both shows have LGBTQ+ themes and loyal fan bases. DC has just launched a miniseries that was meant to provide a bridge between seasons 4 and the now-cancelled season 5 of Young Justice, and has another Harley Quinn miniseries spun from the HBO Max show set to start in October.

Zaslav is a numbers guy, and according to reports, isn't too fond of inclusive representation. That does not mean he is completely homophobic, though one wonders how much longer Harley will stick around, considering its subject matter. The previously cancelled movies are being written off for tax purposes, according to industry reports, which is meant to appease WBD's shareholders.

If that last part sounds familiar, consider what WWE has done since current co-CEO Nick Khan signed on 2 years ago. Roster cuts were made with no regard to storylines, a la soap operas, with the salaries redirected to other departments, although some of those cuts have since been reversed.

With the merger of HBO Max & Discovery+ set to be finalized next year at this time, there are understandable fears that it will look more like a Discovery channel than anything under the Warner banner, and it could cost WBD subscriber dollars. In other words, it's time to rein in Zaslav's reckless approach. Otherwise, it's going to get worse before it gets better.

Retro Toy Chest: Barbie Sings! (1961)

 In the 60's, Mattel was experimenting with ways to expand the Barbie franchise. We would see a board game (which didn't last long), and, in this spot, a 6 song album, which would today be referred to as an EP.

Charlotte Austin is the singing voice for Barbie. Bill Cunningham has those chores for Ken. Marvin Miller (ex-The Millionaire), the announcer for Matty's Funday Funnies, is the narrator.


Today, this would fetch a pretty penny on eBay. To think that 25 years later, Mattel would bankroll an animated Barbie & The Rockers, and not reference any of this.

Thursday, August 18, 2022

You Know The Voice: Bob Hastings (1953-4)

 At the time known as a radio actor more than a TV actor, Bob Hastings was hired to be a on-camera pitchman for Baker's 4-in-1 Instant Hot Cocoa. Not sure if Baker's was part of General Foods by that point.

Bob plays a magician, complete with rabbit puppet. A short animated ad follows.

Wednesday, August 17, 2022

Saturday School: Dance Lessons (Recess, 1999)

 Ashley Spinelli (Pamela Adlon, King of The Hill) is enrolled by her mother (Katey Sagal, Futurama, ex-Married...With Children) in a dance class, and finds that Mikey (Jason Davis) is in the same class. The question is whether or not she can shed her tomboy image & reputation.....


I guess the reason Spinelli kept her cap & boots is so she can stand out. I wonder if anyone shipped her & Mikey coming out of this episode........

Rating: A-.

Monday, August 15, 2022

Animated World of DC Comics: The Marvel Family in The Circus Plot (1981)

 From The Kid Super Power Hour With Shazam!:

Paul Dini wrote "The Circus Plot", in which Mr. Mind & Dr. Sivana join forces for another attempt to take over the world, but, as we'll see, there's no honor between these thieves......


Rating: B.

Saturday, August 13, 2022

Toon Rock: Don't Walk Away (1980)

 Electric Light Orchestra's "Don't Walk Away" was the final single released off the soundtrack to "Xanadu" in 1980. The movie may have failed at the box office, despite the pairing of film legend Gene Kelly and pop-country doll Olivia Newton-John (who passed away earlier this week), but the soundtrack album didn't.

Animation by another legend, Don Bluth.

Friday, August 12, 2022

Rare Treats: A lost Filmation pilot: Motor Scouts USA (1975)

 The success of Shazam! enabled Filmation to sell three more live-action series to networks in 1975. Secrets of Isis and Ghost Busters joined Shazam! at CBS, while ABC acquired the anthology-variety series, Uncle Croc's Block, with Charles Nelson Reilly (Match Game) and Jonathan Harris (ex-Lost in Space, My Favorite Martians). Of those three, only Isis returned the following season. ABC severed its ties to the studio, and Filmation sold Ark II, starring Terry Lester (The Young & The Restless), to replace Ghost Busters on CBS.

But, there was almost a 4th sale.

We know Ark II, set in the future, had ecological themes, but there's a possibility Filmation would not have gone with it had Motor Scouts USA been sold to CBS in that 1975 group.

Set in the present, and a candidate for crossovers with Isis and/or Shazam!, Motor Sports USA is set at fictional Shermley College (there's an Easter egg for ya---the college is named for Shermley Music, the publishers of Ray Ellis' theme music for the studio in the 70's). Character actor Henry Silva, best known for playing villains, was cast as Professor John Proud Eagle, a teacher at the college, who recruits four students to fill out his team.

2nd generation actor Tim Rooney, son of screen legend Mickey Rooney, is one of the students. Since there is so little information on this pilot online, we are unable to identify the rest of the cast, although, as you'll see in the video, it looks like they brought in Dallas McKennon, long the voice of Archie, for a guest spot. McKennon would return to Filmation two years later for the final Archie series and a guest role on Space Academy.

Narrated by William Conrad (Cannon).


Now, if anyone can fill in the blanks, I'd appreciate it.

Thursday, August 11, 2022

You Know The Voice: Teddy Eccles (1964)

 To cartoon fans in the 60's, Teddy Eccles was known for two roles. He voiced Dorno in the original Herculoids, then followed with Tooly, the ward of the Three Musketeers the next year. He had landed some face acting jobs during the 60's and 70's before landing a gig in Dr. Shrinker in 1976.

But what you might not know is that he could've had his first series gig way sooner, had CBS bought a pilot from Filmways, My Son Goggle, based on a children's book. Teddy had the title role, acting opposite Jerry Van Dyke (ex-The Judy Garland Show). 


Poor Jerry. Couldn't catch a break. Folks thought Filmways was ripping off his brother's hit series. CBS sat on Goggle for 3 years before airing it in the summer of '67. You can assume that someone at Hanna-Barbera might've seen this and hired Teddy as a result for his two cartoon gigs.

Rare Treats: A sizzle reel from Filmation (1971)

 Filmation, at the time a subsidiary of TelePrompter, produced a 7+ minute promo reel around 1971. We assume that's the year, since there is a reference to comic strips such as Emmy Lou, The Dropouts, Dick Tracy, & Nancy, who would appear on Archie's TV Funnies in the fall of '71. A clip from the pilot for Fat Albert, sans Albert himself, is included, and the series would debut in 1972.

Also, a clip of an unsold live action pilot, Guest of Honor, with Gary Merrill and Lloyd Bridges.

Marvin Miller (ex-Aquaman) is the narrator.


It's too bad Guest of Honor didn't make it, and Filmation would have to wait until 1974 before selling a live-action series (Shazam!).

Wednesday, August 10, 2022

From Comics to Toons: B. C.: The Shadow (1970)

 Before Johnny Hart's B. C. was licensed for a pair of syndicated holiday specials in the mid-70's, Chuck Jones took a swing at the legendary strip for a 6 minute short that would see the light of day a year later on Curiosity Shop. Jones worked with Herbert Klynn and Format Films on this entry, with Abe Levitow directing, and featuring the voices of Don Messick (B. C.) & Bob Holt (Wiley).


It is assumed that virtually everything associated with Curiosity Shop was lost, but it seems to be turning up in drips & drabs. Jones & Hart's script makes good use of Harpo Marx's legendary "Mirror" sketch, before the shadow morphs into a Charlie Chaplin Tramp shadow and exits.

Rating: A-.

Tuesday, August 9, 2022

Toonfomercial: A stuttering lookout sounds familiar..... (1961)

 Mel Blanc applied his Porky Pig voice, or at least the stammering, to a insect lookout in this 1961 Raid spot.


In light of the FBI paying a call on Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida on Monday, I shan't be surprised if someone was inspired to photoshop the former president's head on one of the doomed bugs, largely because Trump's post-White House freedom could very well be doomed.........!

Saturday, August 6, 2022

Daytime Heroes: A soldier turns into a robeast (Voltron, 1984)

 From season 1 of Voltron, Defender of The Universe:

Prince Lotor (Len Weinrib) is convinced to recruit a soldier's son into being transformed into one of Haggar's robeasts. It's a bad idea, considering pops never gave his youngest son any heads-up. Here's "My Brother is a Robeast":


In case you didn't know, Peter Cullen is our announcer-narrator.

Rating: B.

Friday, August 5, 2022

Sunday Funnies: Rip, Sew, & Stitch (1953)

 If the plot to the Three Stooges' 1953 entry, "Rip, Sew, & Stitch", looks familiar, it should, as it is a remake of "Sing a Song of Six Pants", released six years earlier.

The boys run a tailor shop, and a con brings in a pair of pants with some incriminating evidence......


During this period, Columbia simply recycled earlier material, as apparently they were running out of ideas.

Rating: A.

On The Air: Beavis & Butt-Head (2022)

 They're baaaaaaaaack!

Beavis & Butt-Head, following a TV-movie that served as a warm-up for their latest series, are now streaming weekly on Paramount+. This series was originally intended for Comedy Central, but was moved to the streamer, which, in hindsight, is a good thing.

Not only are the boys looking at social media such as TikTok, but in this episode, a country music video, the kind they would've thumbed their noses at back in the day.

In the opener, the boys visit an "Escape Room", only to be briefly trapped in a restroom because of their illiteracy. Yes, Mike Judge is still doing homages to the original Electric Company as Butt-Head sounds out words written on a bathroom stall.

Then, Beavis goes solo, without Butt-Head, and we learn about his love of fire. You'll recall that in the original 1993-7 series, that obsession led to a real-life apartment fire because of a small child (not the target audience) emulating what he saw. A sentient blaze (Piotr Michael) shares the stage in "The Special One".

Edit, 8/12/22: ViacomCBS has privatized the video. In its place is the intro:


The eternally illiterate teens will have new episodes streaming on Thursdays. 

Rating: C.

Thursday, August 4, 2022

Toonfomercial: Remember Happy Soup? (1960's)

 Sometime in the 60's, Disney licensed out several of their classic characters for a line of soups intended for children, and produced by Heinz (today, it's now Kraft-Heinz). As you'll see in the ad, Mickey Mouse, Pluto, & Goofy are among the stars featured in Heinz's Happy Soups. Sterling Holloway is the narrator.

Wednesday, August 3, 2022

Literary Toons: The Tortoise & The Hare (1934)

 Aesop's The Tortoise & The Hare is one of his most adapted works, so much so that when WB decided to parody it with Bugs Bunny, it merited a sequel. Jay Ward brought it to television with his Aesop & Son shorts.

But, one of the earliest adaptations was done by Disney.

Coming out of the Silly Symphonies series in 1934, this version of "Tortoise" follows the familiar story of a cocky, overconfident hare entering a match race with the tortoise. You'll see how Disney interprets the hare's fatal flaw.


Rating: A.

You Know The Voice: Frank Welker (1982)

 We posted this next item over at The Land of Whatever the other day, but it also merits inclusion here, too.

Laugh Trax was a short-lived, syndicated series that aspired for the same late night audience as Saturday Night Live. In fact, in the home market, it did air opposite SNL

Jim Staahl (ex-Mork & Mindy) was basically the series host, aided by Gail Matthius (ex-SNL) and Howie Mandel (St. Elsewhere). Frank Welker is not only our announcer, but appears beginning around the 18 minute mark, and is a part of the show the rest of the way.


Welker & Mandel would spend a few years together on Jim Henson's Muppet Babies, and Mandel would reunite with Staahl on Bobby's World. Oh, for the days when Howie had hair!

Tuesday, August 2, 2022

Literary Toons: Saban's Adventures of The Little Mermaid (1991)

 Two years after Disney's adaptation, Hans Christian Andersen's The Little Mermaid was given another go, this time by Saban, and originally produced for audiences in Japan & France before being imported to the US by independent syndicator Allen Bohbot.

However, Saban's Adventures of The Little Mermaid was a bust, with just 1 season of 26 episodes. Disney's series version, released a year later, got 3.

Saban, having brought in former DIC co-founder Jean Chalopin and another former DIC staffer, Bruno Bianchi, made the mermaid a blonde, renaming her Marina. Yes, there were musical numbers, same as with the Disney version, but the names were changed to avoid copyright infringement and, well, total embarrassment.

How this never made it to Nickelodeon, which was a primary business partner of Saban in those days, I'll never know. I never saw the show, so there's no rating. We'll leave you with the intro.

Monday, August 1, 2022

Tooniversary: Kingdom Chums: The Original Top Ten (1992)

 From the ABC Weekend Special:

Kingdom Chums: The Original Top Ten is a sequel to a 1980's entry, Little David's Adventure. Unlike the previous episode, Original Top Ten is all animation, produced by Rick Reinert, who was doing a fair number of Weekend Specials at the time. Mayim Bialik (then starring on Blossom) and Scott Menville (Captain Planet and some other series at the time) are the leads. Music is performed by Tony Orlando and Debby Boone, among others.

Edit, 7/27/23: Had to change the video. This is from the home video release, with an intro by former ABC Children's programming chief Squire Rushnell, the series creator:

Should be good Sunday School fare.

No rating. Didn't see this the first time.